Recent Game Reviews
BoomBoomBounce
Rated 0.5 / 5 stars June 23, 2006
Wow this has never been done before!
Oh wait, it has, about 14000 times, it was stolen the 4th time, it was stolen the 1754th time, and it was stolen this time, be original, BE UNIQUE!
Speedster!
Rated 0 / 5 stars June 9, 2006
Give up.
Stop trying to throw this crap into NG, we won't accept it, make something that is worth your time, be unique, sit and think for days, weeks, months and once you have an idea that you think MANY MANY will enjoy that you have never heard of, then, maybe you might not get blammed.
Super Mario Sunshine 64
Rated 2 / 5 stars June 9, 2006
Curiosity.
When somebody makes a well made clock, a tool or a convience that we humans in this world take forgranted but use every day constantly, nobody screams, WOW THAT IS A GREAT CLOCK WHAT INNOVATION! Why? Because it was created long ago, any idea or innovation possibility has been lost practically in this current era. So when you make a duplicate of something that is great and manage to make it work, you don't get three cheers, you should get boo'd for stealing other peoples hard work and ideas, I enjoy a good mario game as many do. You got a 2/5 from me simply because it truely was well made and you clearly put some solid work into this, but for the love of god, BE UNIQUE!
Recent Audio Reviews
DJ WYTE NOIZ - BUMP IN TRUNK
Rated 0 / 5 stars May 19, 2006
Beat
Off, only thing worse then this song is your ego, get a fucking clue.
Well then fuck you bitch lets see you make a beat hoe
Beatboxer Jayarr rocks NEWgzzl
Rated 1 / 5 stars February 22, 2005
90's are over...
I actually listend to this the whole way through and saw absolutly no point to it, if you want to go scribble with your dawgs on the corner thats cool, no need to submit your fly 60 second mix onto a website, the funny thing as, as I listend to the entire song all I could think of was this is exactly what I have heard from beat box all along, it is an exact duplicate, at least you did that well...
Ha ha ha..holler. Thanks.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 3 / 5 stars June 23, 2006
This is almost good.
A very well made flash, what it is missing, A. an actual plot of any intrest to anyone, B. sound, sound effects, voices, something, ANYTHING, a fairly lacking midi that had a fairly fast beat wasn't the ideal there, otherwise I would almost see this on the front page, very well done though.
Rated 0 / 5 stars June 16, 2006
Yes!
Oh wait no, no, no, and no. This was absolutly terrible, a flash, a creation, an idea, is about expression, about what makes you feel good, but since I am here to judge and not simply absorb, this was a horrible stolen concept, up and down the board, stealing, remaking, recreating and all that jazz is wrong and isn't classified is something creative or intelligent or witty. BE UNIQUE!
i absolutely hate assholes like you....who dont vote on the quality and work put into something like this.and the "stolen" thing....this is basically a video clip re-drawn by me. if this is stealing, then every website that features video clips of shows and movies are thieves!!!! shove that info up your ass. also wheres your flash? unless you make one better, i would say you should shut your damn mouth! >:{
Rated 0.5 / 5 stars June 9, 2006
Really.
I hope the next skateboard you touch turns into a blackhole filled with razor blades. As soon as summer vacation begins for school kids suddenly newgrounds is riddled with crap so deep you would think we were in a bull pen with buckets of laxatives set aside for the bulls themselves. Some may enjoy the activity of riding around on a board with wheels, thats great, but things you do on a board with wheels isn't of amazing context, stop playing tony hawk games, put down the 'extreme' mountain dew and do something that doesn't suck. BE UNIQUE!